Hello Lied the Agent and Other Bullshit You Hear as a Hollywood TV Writer

Unveiling the Truth Behind the Tinsel Town Facade

Aspiring and established Hollywood TV writers, prepare to have your perceptions shattered as we dive into the unvarnished exposé that is "Hello Lied the Agent and Other Bullshit You Hear as a Hollywood TV Writer." This tell-all guide, penned by veteran writer and showrunner Jen Grisanti, pulls back the curtain on the glittering facade of the entertainment industry, revealing the harsh realities and often absurd practices that writers navigate in their pursuit of success.

"HELLO," LIED THE AGENT, AND OTHER BULLSHIT YOU HEAR AS A HOLLYWOOD TV WRITER

by Ian Gurvitz

4.4 out of 5

Language	:	English
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Shattering the Illusions

From the moment you utter the words, "I want to be a TV writer," you embark on a journey filled with both exhilarating highs and deflating lows. Grisanti serves as your candid tour guide through this tumultuous landscape, dispelling common myths and exposing the pervasive "bullshit" that writers encounter. The book's title alone serves as a wry acknowledgment of the agent who uttered those fateful words, setting the tone for the no-holds-barred approach that follows.

Navigating the Agent Maze

Agents play a crucial role in the Hollywood ecosystem, but as Grisanti reveals, not all agents are created equal. She shares her personal experiences and observations, painting a vivid picture of the unscrupulous tactics some agents employ to secure clients and advance their own careers. From predatory contracts to empty promises, she equips writers with the knowledge to recognize red flags and protect their interests.

The Myth of Overnight Success

Hollywood is notorious for its rags-to-riches narratives, but Grisanti stresses that for most writers, the path to success is a long and arduous one. She debunks the myth of overnight sensations, highlighting the countless hours of writing, networking, and perseverance that lay behind every successful TV show. The book serves as a sobering reminder that true success is built upon hard work, resilience, and an unwavering passion for storytelling.

The Inside Scoop on Writing for TV

Beyond the industry gossip and survival tips, Grisanti delves into the practical aspects of writing for television. She offers invaluable insights into the art of crafting compelling characters, developing captivating storylines, and navigating the treacherous waters of network approvals. From the writers' room to the editing bay, she shares her hard-earned knowledge, empowering readers to hone their craft and increase their chances of breaking into the industry.

The Unwritten Rules of Show Business

In addition to the technical aspects of writing, Grisanti explores the unwritten rules that govern the Hollywood power structure. She unveils the unspoken biases, backroom deals, and personal relationships that can influence a writer's career. By understanding these dynamics, writers can navigate the treacherous waters of the entertainment industry and position themselves for success.

A Must-Read for Aspiring Writers

For anyone harboring dreams of writing for Hollywood television, "Hello Lied the Agent and Other Bullshit You Hear as a Hollywood TV Writer" is an essential read. It is a valuable tool for understanding the industry's realities, avoiding common pitfalls, and developing the skills and mindset necessary for success.

Grisanti's writing style is both engaging and informative, blending personal anecdotes, industry observations, and practical advice into a highly readable narrative. Her ability to balance humor and pragmatism makes the book not only informative but also a thoroughly enjoyable read.

"Hello Lied the Agent and Other Bullshit You Hear as a Hollywood TV Writer" is a must-have resource for anyone embarking on a career in the entertainment industry. It is a candid and comprehensive guide that empowers writers with the knowledge and tools they need to navigate the challenges, seize opportunities, and ultimately achieve their storytelling dreams.

Whether you are a seasoned screenwriter or just starting out on your journey, this book offers invaluable insights that will illuminate your path and help you make informed decisions about your career. By embracing the truths and debunking the myths exposed by Grisanti, you can increase your chances of succeeding in the ever-evolving world of Hollywood television writing.

"HELLO," LIED THE AGENT, AND OTHER BULLSHIT YOU HEAR AS A HOLLYWOOD TV WRITER

by Ian Gurvitz

4.4 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	7749 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Lending	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Print length	:	342 pages

FREE